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Hey! Where are you going with that hotdog?576 viewsthis was really on her site....
GETS ME HOT: Men who wear eyeliner. Dirty Goth/rocker
boys. Men who take their time. Sonnets written in my
honor. Water. Men who smoke.
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R.I.P. estee lauder505 viewsits a good thing ms. lauder has passed, or she'd have died anyway when she found out goth kids were choosing all purpose flour instead of fresh face foundation.1 commentsTalibanSam
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"robot girl"578 viewsi have absolutely nothing witty to say.3 commentsTalibanSam
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High Society417 viewsGood thing Earl here thought of a way to ventilate his pizza pouch. Give me a shot of the "I don't give a shit" punch!3 commentsposeur
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Mazel Tov! or "The Bride gets her own cake"563 viewsI can't see where the cake/icing ends and where her dress/body begins. She just looks like she's sitting in a huge Carvel cake.4 commentsposeur
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Go USA!456 viewsDude: Please, don't eat so much, America. I beg you.
Lady: Shut the fuck up you skinny foreigner! I'll fucking eat you! Go USA!
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google image search for 'super goth'467 viewsso many things wrong with this, i don't know where to start. 1 commentsTalibanSam
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lookout, candy godiva!543 viewsthere's a younger, sassier model on the loose, and she doesn't have a mullet! better stop charging access to your portfolio and hope to god people have chugged a few down before they stumble upon your website. :(TalibanSam
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Separated at Birth??505 viewsCandy Godiva and, uh, Candy Godiva?1 commentsLove_Cartridge
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I Ate Amy Lee495 viewsYeah, Don't you love the way I am Bustin out of my corset? 3 commentsConch
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run521 viewsthey're coming for you. :(2 commentsTalibanSam
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"Alabama Bench Warmer" or "Grace Under Pressure"407 viewsBiscuits and gravy didn't miss this person. Do you magically form a third ass cheek when you grow to this size?1 commentsposeur
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DementedFaygoBoy507 viewsdoublechin mcspecialforehead is bisexual. look out guys!4 commentsTalibanSam
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Is it art?574 viewsI'm not sure, let's armwrestle over it. The victor gets to stick his hand in the flap and pull out a prize.

Of course it's art. Complete with the artfags.
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The Sicilian Compass401 viewsSo what's down there big fella?
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The Big Bambino362 viewsPhilly Wing Bowl Contestantposeur
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Obi Wing372 viewsLosing his lunch at Philly Wing Bowlposeur
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A hot ghetto mess416 viewsHe can't get his arms around all that ... mess.poseur
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More than just junk in her trunk356 viewsUnbelievable. This woman's ass has its own center of gravity, causing inanimate chairs to weep and groan.poseur
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Winner!295 viewsFat and drunk? Check.
Cheap American beer? Check.
Trashy public display of affection? Check.

Just because you're drunk, it doesn't mean this party is yours to hijack.
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Chocolate airbags364 viewsJesus Christ what did this woman's parents feed her as a child? The thumbnail of this image produced some interesting tricks on my eyes.poseur
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Hot girl, fat guy493 viewsI think I'm going to make this into a new thread. I don't think this guy could do much more to make that girl look hot, except excuse himself from the photo.poseur
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Another hot girl, another fat guy617 viewsShe didn't know when she showed up for her charity photo op that she'd have to mingle with Zambia's most famous wrestler.poseur
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Technically not nude361 viewsI'm going to hedge my bets and wager that this is actually a man.poseur
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